This is
a rejected color slide from a New York Daily News Sunday
Magazine shoot, January, 1982. A similar shot from the
same session accompanied an article about the perils of
going on blind dates. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried once
pointed out that he and I
always got sent to audition for the same kind of part:
they'd pair us with tall, beautiful models as if to say,
"This is funny because guys like this would never
have a chance with women like these." Well, they're
wrong. It's NOT funny.